Little Johnny wakes up several
nights in a row when he hears a
thumping sound coming from his
parent's room.
Finally, one morning he says to his
mom, "Mommy, every night I hear
you and daddy making noises and
when I look in your bedroom
you`re bouncing up and down on
him."
His mom is taken by surprise and
says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m
bouncing on his stomach because
he`s fat and that makes him thin
again." The boy responds, "That
won`t work!" His mom says, "Why
not?" The boy replies, "Because the
lady next door comes by after you
leave for work each day and blows
him back up!
Yesterday at 06:23:04 AM