A few days after Christmas, a
mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her young son playing
with his new electric train in the
living room. She heard the train stop
and her son said, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And
all of you sons of bitches who are
getting on, get your asses in the
train, cause we're going down the
tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her
son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want
you to go to your room and you are
to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play
with your train, but I want you to
use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out
of the bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the train
stopped and the mother heard her
son say, "All passengers who are
disembarking from the train, please
remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you
for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one." She
hears the little boy continue, "For
those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage
under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the
child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen."
November 13, 2011, 10:54:55 PM